Service bus? Easy! There are service bus offerings out there, but they're too complicated and opinionated. It's easy enough to roll your own messaging layer over a queuing technology such as Service Bus or RabbitMQ.

After all, how hard could it be?

So you've decided not to take a dependency on 3rd party software with millions of lines of code when you could have a lot more fun writing the perfect solution all by yourself. In this session, I'll show you everything you need to know to build the ultimate service bus of your dreams from scratch. Let the premortem begin!